Sick to death of boring old cricket tours where a team just visits a foreign nation, plays a few games and promptly leaves? Tired of watching two evenly matched outfits compete tooth and nail in a series that could go either way? Do you find it dull when late night phone calls are just players saying hello to their families or when no balls are just silly old no balls?
Then boy do Pakistani Cricket Tours have a deal for you!
With our patented Pakistani Cricket Tours, uninteresting sporting endeavours in which the police are not involved are a thing of the past, and shock and controversy are always just around the corner!
No longer will you complain about the lack of global interest in a series, because our tours are positively brimming with media mudslinging and worldwide public outrage.
With Pakistani Cricket Tours you will get to see the name of our brand new Test Captain being dragged throught the mud after he is alleged of a terrible misdemeanor, the likes of which tear at the seams of the very sport he plays.
You will also be treated to a special display of alleged made-to-order no balls from a frontline seamer who has just returned from a two year ban due to joining an unsanctioned rebel league.He even has a history of illegal drug use!
Sound too good to be true? WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS!
If you order now, we will also throw in a ridiculously talented youngster bowling massive no balls, absolutely free of charge.
That’s a test captain, an experienced seamer and an eighteen year old prodigy said to be valued at 150,000 pounds. This offer is simply too good to pass up!
Here is what a couple of our satisfied customers have had to say about Pakistani Cricket Tours Ltd.
Mr. Ijaz Butt:
“I really had an amazing time with Pakistani Cricket Tours. This tour was undoubtedly the most controversial cricket series I have ever been part of and for me, that’s saying quite a lot! I was given the opportunity to make things worse by refusing to suspend the suspected players for the rest of the tour- which I did, until the head of the ICC convinced me otherwise. Furthermore, I got to make completely baseless accusations against our opposition and to top it all off, there was even the very real threat of me being sued for defamation!
I will definitely be traveling with Pakistani Cricket tours again, even though there is probably a strong case that I shouldn’t be.”Mr. Shahid Afridi:
“Before this stint with Pakistani Cricket Tours, my credibility as a cricketer was on the wane. A disastrous incident with a cricket ball and my teeth meant that people were unwilling to take me seriously.
This tour really helped to turn things around for me. Now everyone sees me as some sort of defiant paragon and I even managed to win a couple of games as captain. Thanks to Pakistani Cricket Tours Ltd., I’ve gone from comic relief to being the righteous hero of the Pakistan team.”
To order your booking with Pakistani Cricket Tours, call us immediately or visit a shady bookmaker near you.
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